A stranger? Like a person who I know only by name, or some random stranger. Whatever.

Dear stranger,

Hello there. Do you have the time? I’m a little bit lost, and I was wondering if you could give me directions. Follow you? Oh, okay. Hey, that’s a nice alley. It’s all dark and stuff. No, wait, those are MY clothes! I need them! Hey! Hey what’re you doing with my virginity??? AHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I hate strangers. Don’t be a stranger.

Lots of hate, 

Max