Okay, if I must.

Dear Harry…

Hi there. I know I was a bit of a butthole to you since forever. Sorry. It’s kind of in the job description of an older brother. Be that as it may, you kind of were…. annoying. Extremely annoying. Perhaps if I’d attempted to immerse you in everything I did you wouldn’t have been so fucking attached to me. And if I hadn’t been blind to the fact that Mom and Dad were absolutely right about your motives, the I probably would have.

HOWEVER!!!! Shunning teaches independence, and how to get along without someone always looking over your shoulder. I think you’re getting to that pretty well. But still. Know the best way to learn to use a computer? Mess around with things until you figure out how they work. And you are getting cooler as you go through middle school (what a relief.) Anyhow, good luck with your life, broski.

Your bestest (and only) bro,

Max