Dear Joely,

Well, it ain’t really so much a crush anymore, now is it? Anyway, let’s discuss exactly what I think about you.

I think you’re amazing for a huge variety of reasons, not the least of which is your prettiness. But part of the reason you won me over is your intellectual qualities. You seem to be, like me, a person who’s more or less on top of how things run. You understand the way the world works. Besides all that, you’re funny, you’re smart, you kick ass at sports, and when I’m holding your hand… it’s just a feeling that makes me stop thinking.

So thanks for being there. I hope this lasts forever.

Max