November 2010
19 posts
Day 12 - Letter to a hated person
Erm…. I’d rather not thanks.
Day 11 - Letter to a dead person
Hallo, Alfred Hitchcock.
I thoroughly enjoy your movies =D
-Max
Day 10 - Someone you don't talk to as much as...
Well…. Hmm. This is a toughie, cause really it’s just tommy. And maybe Joely… but they both got letters already. So here’s one.
Dear Sparkles,
We DONT talk anymore. Sad but true. Like at all. Not even at camp; the Tommy ordeals saw to that. I was not to be included, of course. So I went elsewhere. I do wish I’d spent more time with you guys this year…. frown.
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Day 9 - Letter to a person you want to meet
Dear…. hmm.. I don’t have too many real idols. I don’t idolize people I don’t know. It’s not my thing. But here’s one.
Dear Stephanie Meyer,
Your books are shit. The writing sucks,and talk about a cliffhanger. Frikkin Mormon.
The Twilight Asshole,
Max
Day 8 - Letter to an Internet Friend
Hmmmm, well I only have like two strictly internet friends.
So Dear Autumn Killjoy Mongeon,
How’ve ya been? We haven’t talked in a while do to our conflicting opinions. Seriously, what’s up with that. Erfin conservative. I just want to let you know, I really do like your writing, and I think we should talk more.
Hopefully still your friend,
Max
Day 7 - Letter to your Ex
Dear Hannah,
We had some times. I dunno. Weird times. Looking back, I realize that it was all kinda stupid. I believed these ridiculous stories that it was obvious you made up. Mostly because, I wanted to believe everything you said. But. I was also a stupid little sixth grader. Possibly the biggest mistake was attempting to keep it going after camp, it was a setup for disappointment. Anyhow....
Day 6 - Letter to a Stranger
A stranger? Like a person who I know only by name, or some random stranger. Whatever.
Dear stranger,
Hello there. Do you have the time? I’m a little bit lost, and I was wondering if you could give me directions. Follow you? Oh, okay. Hey, that’s a nice alley. It’s all dark and stuff. No, wait, those are MY clothes! I need them! Hey! Hey what’re you doing with my...
Day 5 - Letter to your Dreams
Dear Dreams,
Okay, I’m goin back to sleep now, and you BETTER be there!
-YOUR SUPREME RULER
Day 4 - Letter to a Sibling
Okay, if I must.
Dear Harry…
Hi there. I know I was a bit of a butthole to you since forever. Sorry. It’s kind of in the job description of an older brother. Be that as it may, you kind of were…. annoying. Extremely annoying. Perhaps if I’d attempted to immerse you in everything I did you wouldn’t have been so fucking attached to me. And if I hadn’t been blind...
chingchongmaddie:
acidprince:
golden.
paq you. beeeeches.
you not GAHD! AHHOOO! OMG I ALMOST PEED! AHA.
I feel SOOOOOO bad for laughing at this.
Day 3 - Letter to your Parents
Dear Mom and Dad,
I can not tell you enough how grateful I am for everything you’ve done for me over the years. You’ve raised me to become the “fine young man” everyone says I am today. You’ve taken care of me, you’ve paid for me, but best of all, you’ve taught me to be courteous, to be the gracious young person I am today. You’ve helped me to make...
The Lonely Maple
So this is a poem I wrote for a certain special person who was curious about my poetic ability. Here’s to you.
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A maple stands in the park on the corner
At the bend between the pond and the path
And it waits
For two
To fill its branches
The seats it hath
But...
Day 2 - Letter to your Crush
Dear Joely,
Well, it ain’t really so much a crush anymore, now is it? Anyway, let’s discuss exactly what I think about you.
I think you’re amazing for a huge variety of reasons, not the least of which is your prettiness. But part of the reason you won me over is your intellectual qualities. You seem to be, like me, a person who’s more or less on top of how things run. You...
Day 1 - Letter to a Best Friend.
Hmmm.
This letter’s gonna be trouble. See the problem is, I don’t have much of a best friend at this point. I have a girlfriend, some close friends, but not a best friend. So here’s a letter to one of the best friends I’ve had that I’d forgotten about.
Dear Tommy.
It’s only been three months, but I feel like I haven’t seen you in ages. Probably...
Thirty Days of Letters Challenge
Day 1 — Your Best Friend
Day 2 — Your Crush
Day 3 — Your parents
Day 4 — Your sibling (or closest relative)
Day 5 — Your dreams
Day 6 — A stranger
Day 7 — Your Ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush
Day 8 — Your favorite internet friend
Day 9 — Someone you wish you could meet
Day 10 — Someone you don’t talk to as much as you’d like to
Day 11 — A Deceased person you wish you could talk to
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