September 2011
1 post
July 2011
1 post
paint4splatter asked: HEY ASS FACE
you should post your PICTURES
you should post your PICTURES
June 2011
2 posts
If "They" Really Ran the World
There was a time.
A time, high and far off, away from this time.
A time that never was and still is.
A time when They ruled.
You’d walk down the street, and They would walk around you. They had faces, most of them, but no names. The were anonymous, They were the legion. And They ran the world.
You’d flip on the television, go to the news. “They killed Osama.” “They opened another bank on...
sporkling asked: You. With the face. I'm gonna troll you with yaoi, and you're gonna like it.
April 2011
2 posts
Evolution: Switch to Off Position
We are effectively screwing the human genome.
Now, I’m not saying that I don’t have respect for human life or anything, just keep that in mind through this article. But our new advancements as a race has now all but stopped the process of evolution.
Point 1: What’s Supposed to Happen
The Darwinian process of evolution is supposed to proceed something like as follows:
1....
As a general rule, I can't respect people who wear...
March 2011
6 posts
So here’s the final verdict. Nobody cares about quality in posts anymore. Of the people who’re here now, very few ever did. As a result, FML, eff tumblr, I’m looking elsewhere for a blog site.
Am I the only one who doesn’t periodically give their blog a makeover?
Something about the Flame
If there’s one thing I’ve always found magical, it’s a fire. Preferably a crackling campfire of medium size in a clearing in the wilderness. A fire has simple pleasures. It gives you light, and a place to sit around and talk, and best of all it provides warmth. But if you look long enough, there’s always more than that.
Sometimes if it’s a quiet night, and I feel...
Why?
Teen suicide. It’s an unbearable thing, and it’s present in every high school. Attempts to kill yourself because you don’t want to live. But for anyone thinking that, let me ask an important question: WHY?
Why not? What’s been going on in your life lately? The homework been keeping you up? Yes it can be depressing but it’s not a reason to go die. Friends dumping...
Random thoughts
As I sit here in advisory, lets see what comes to mind.
Journalism can express a variety of things, but most of all emotion. The point of journalism is not only to convey the facts, but happiness, dismay, horror and family through words and photographs.
I don’t like dell keyboards. Too small.
So anyone heard the rumor? Apparently they’re planning on remodeling Classical and moving...
Did you know?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TUMBLR IS AVAILABLE FROM SCHOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! WHAT WHAT
Sigh....
Sigh… Tumblr isn’t a writers world anymore. Now, all it really is is people finding pictures and reblogging their friends. What happened to stories, of life and of fiction? What happened to people discussing their thoughts on the world? Now all we get is general perspectives people find, where the thousand words they post aren’t even theirs.
No, the world of writers on Tumblr...
WHEN MY TEACHER ASKS ME WHY I DIDN'T DO MY...
hotsilk:
Well…
OBVIOUSLY, ITS CUZ, WE HAVE, A, RAPIST, IN LINCOLN PARK….
February 2011
6 posts
Sorting through Memories
The big move is next Friday, so I don’t have much time. I began packing tonight.
It’s funny how, when I sift through things on my desk, most of what I find are memories. It wouldn’t occur to me to bring them to class or something and say, “these are my memories,” or anything like that. But the fact that they’re being uncovered, and I’m remembering what...
January 2011
3 posts
The Urban Spotlight →
Possibly one of the best photo sites ever (okay, I admit, I made it.)
I’m posting some example photos.
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
Kindling
This is a poem I wrote when I was looking for inspiration, and found the only thing that inspired me at the time.
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The start of all things
in this world
lies in fire.
For the flame is the source
and the spark of all life
the beginning of...
November 2010
19 posts
Day 12 - Letter to a hated person
Erm…. I’d rather not thanks.
Day 11 - Letter to a dead person
Hallo, Alfred Hitchcock.
I thoroughly enjoy your movies =D
-Max
Day 10 - Someone you don't talk to as much as...
Well…. Hmm. This is a toughie, cause really it’s just tommy. And maybe Joely… but they both got letters already. So here’s one.
Dear Sparkles,
We DONT talk anymore. Sad but true. Like at all. Not even at camp; the Tommy ordeals saw to that. I was not to be included, of course. So I went elsewhere. I do wish I’d spent more time with you guys this year…. frown.
...
Day 9 - Letter to a person you want to meet
Dear…. hmm.. I don’t have too many real idols. I don’t idolize people I don’t know. It’s not my thing. But here’s one.
Dear Stephanie Meyer,
Your books are shit. The writing sucks,and talk about a cliffhanger. Frikkin Mormon.
The Twilight Asshole,
Max
Day 8 - Letter to an Internet Friend
Hmmmm, well I only have like two strictly internet friends.
So Dear Autumn Killjoy Mongeon,
How’ve ya been? We haven’t talked in a while do to our conflicting opinions. Seriously, what’s up with that. Erfin conservative. I just want to let you know, I really do like your writing, and I think we should talk more.
Hopefully still your friend,
Max
Day 7 - Letter to your Ex
Dear Hannah,
We had some times. I dunno. Weird times. Looking back, I realize that it was all kinda stupid. I believed these ridiculous stories that it was obvious you made up. Mostly because, I wanted to believe everything you said. But. I was also a stupid little sixth grader. Possibly the biggest mistake was attempting to keep it going after camp, it was a setup for disappointment. Anyhow....
Day 6 - Letter to a Stranger
A stranger? Like a person who I know only by name, or some random stranger. Whatever.
Dear stranger,
Hello there. Do you have the time? I’m a little bit lost, and I was wondering if you could give me directions. Follow you? Oh, okay. Hey, that’s a nice alley. It’s all dark and stuff. No, wait, those are MY clothes! I need them! Hey! Hey what’re you doing with my...
Day 5 - Letter to your Dreams
Dear Dreams,
Okay, I’m goin back to sleep now, and you BETTER be there!
-YOUR SUPREME RULER
Day 4 - Letter to a Sibling
Okay, if I must.
Dear Harry…
Hi there. I know I was a bit of a butthole to you since forever. Sorry. It’s kind of in the job description of an older brother. Be that as it may, you kind of were…. annoying. Extremely annoying. Perhaps if I’d attempted to immerse you in everything I did you wouldn’t have been so fucking attached to me. And if I hadn’t been blind...
Watchchingchongmaddie:
acidprince:
golden.
paq you. beeeeches.
you not GAHD! AHHOOO! OMG I ALMOST PEED! AHA.
I feel SOOOOOO bad for laughing at this.
Day 3 - Letter to your Parents
Dear Mom and Dad,
I can not tell you enough how grateful I am for everything you’ve done for me over the years. You’ve raised me to become the “fine young man” everyone says I am today. You’ve taken care of me, you’ve paid for me, but best of all, you’ve taught me to be courteous, to be the gracious young person I am today. You’ve helped me to make...
The Lonely Maple
So this is a poem I wrote for a certain special person who was curious about my poetic ability. Here’s to you.
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A maple stands in the park on the corner
At the bend between the pond and the path
And it waits
For two
To fill its branches
The seats it hath
But...
Day 2 - Letter to your Crush
Dear Joely,
Well, it ain’t really so much a crush anymore, now is it? Anyway, let’s discuss exactly what I think about you.
I think you’re amazing for a huge variety of reasons, not the least of which is your prettiness. But part of the reason you won me over is your intellectual qualities. You seem to be, like me, a person who’s more or less on top of how things run. You...
Day 1 - Letter to a Best Friend.
Hmmm.
This letter’s gonna be trouble. See the problem is, I don’t have much of a best friend at this point. I have a girlfriend, some close friends, but not a best friend. So here’s a letter to one of the best friends I’ve had that I’d forgotten about.
Dear Tommy.
It’s only been three months, but I feel like I haven’t seen you in ages. Probably...
Thirty Days of Letters Challenge
Day 1 — Your Best Friend
Day 2 — Your Crush
Day 3 — Your parents
Day 4 — Your sibling (or closest relative)
Day 5 — Your dreams
Day 6 — A stranger
Day 7 — Your Ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush
Day 8 — Your favorite internet friend
Day 9 — Someone you wish you could meet
Day 10 — Someone you don’t talk to as much as you’d like to
Day 11 — A Deceased person you wish you could talk to
...
October 2010
1 post
MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today →
Pretty great stuff, this is.
September 2010
4 posts
I H8 RELIGION: Top Ten Signs You're a... →
via ih8religion:
I found this online (it wasn`t properly credited). I felt it was worth sharing.
Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
August 2010
13 posts
starkdishevel asked: No... but, I wish. Ahhaha. Beards are attractive.
KAMEHAMEHA!!!!
Fun fact: Before the Kamehameha was named the world famous attack of Kame Se’nin the Turtle Master by Akira Toriyama, it was the name of the first kind of Hawaii in the 18th century. Who knew?
fusbr0dah asked: I appreciated it. My first laugh today.
I lost a fucking awesome masterpiece the other...
